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methene

A molecule hidden by scientists and scientologists alike that very few know about.
It has a chemical formula of CH0 and does not naturally occur.
This methene gas has three unusual properties...
by methene May 21, 2018
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methuen high

An orange and puke green building consisting of no walls. Even more of a shithole than Methuen itself. Best known for turkey slop days.
by Dan April 4, 2005
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Methuen

Massachusetts' Gaza Strip: poverty-stricken, war-torn, and full of smelly Arabs.

Combined with Lawrence, this place creates a shithole which reeks up the rest of the Merrimack Valley pretty bad. About 90% of the residents are poor and on welfare. Anyone who says "Methuen is better and richer than Lawrence" has obviously never lived in either. The truth is, Methuen is just a run-off of Lawrence where all the White and slightly richer Hispanic people have gone to live because Lawrence is too crowded. Twenty years ago, it was a giant refugee camp for all the Lebs and various Latino groups trying to escape their fucked up countries, and as one would figure they all ended up bringing their host countries' problems with them. It's not unusual to see Leb families trying to cram their 30+ cousins into the projects in the suburban part or a 12-year old kid selling drugs on Broadway. Methuen's main site of commerce, The Loop, has to be the biggest emo hangout spot in the entire country.
Methuen a great place to live if you love drugs, immigrants, and carjackings.
by Former Methuen Resident September 13, 2009
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methpecker

When u get high and ur pecker will only get 3/4 to 1/4 hard. Also know as dope d*ck-
I got methpecker when was with this hot chick and couldn't get laid
by Muddydriveways May 15, 2017
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Methren

The scientific name for Mother.

Ex. Brother is to Brethren, and Mother is to Methren
1. “Hey John, hows your Methren been lately?”
2. “My Methren makes the best cookies.”
3. Thumb’s Methren.
by Determinator_52 March 3, 2020
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methpert

The title given to an individual who is a veteran in the making or consumption of methamphetamines.
"You should have seen the massive lines that Mike was railing!" " Yeah that sh*t was unreal, He's a total methpert."
by Aaron R April 26, 2006
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Methuen

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole
Methuen is a shithole.
by T-Dog Jenkins January 16, 2005
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