merkin

An American.

I'm afraid of merkins.

by U-Tard December 30, 2008

merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005

merkin

a group of guinea pigs

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs

by kloppers March 6, 2007

merkin

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

merkin

to dress better than someone so that they could be jealous or hate on you

Look at Sheree out here merkin these hoes with dat outfit, keep it pimpin

by Sheree aka Mz. New Orleans August 9, 2006

merkin

An artificial vagina

I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.

by SWMD August 6, 2004

merkin

A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.

Set us that merkin, will you?

by DrummerJonny August 14, 2007