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Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.
by electrical discharge April 22, 2014
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Merin

Adorable little smol bean who is loved by everyone. Isn’t aware of how beautiful she is and is super humble. Great for deep conversations and will always keep u entertained.
Woah that girl is so pretty
Yea she’s a merin
by Desigirl41 December 15, 2018
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Marcin

Marcin is a generally sweet guy, falls in love easily. He's soooooo funny ,he can be cocky.

Marcin doesn't always make the smartest decisions, though.

He has a great body physique, amazing talent at making out, most likely tall.

He has a very huge cock. =

Marcin is one of those guys you'll never , ever forget. He's an amazing friend, boyfriend...just a great companion of the opposite sex. Marcin is a goddess and is a boy that every girl needs in there life.
OMGGGG its Marcin hisss soooooooo cuteeeeee!!!!!!
by Nikolinaaa7987 May 25, 2018
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Mergina

A mermaid's twat (a portmanteau of mermaid and vagina), and the genital of preference of mermaid-oriented furries.
Troy hopes to bang some mergina next time he goes deep sea diving.
by Niles Ward November 5, 2006
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Merlinpeen

The official holy day of the Verdukian festive season, also known as the Verdukian Holiday of Mouth Pleasures.

The most famous symbol of Merlinpeen is a bowl of meat cubes with a picture of Jimmy Connors sticking out.

One Merlinpeen tradition involves the eating of free sausage pizza, followed by gentle flossing performed by a blonde virgin.
Good Merlinpeen to you!
by EightGuineasForTheFruitbat January 7, 2011
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Merlinm88

An E-Thug who gets his daily satisfaction from finding scapers myspaces, phone numbers, real life pics, and other information they do not share over the internet, then flaming them and/or spamming it to others.
Back off man or I'll post your RL pic in CDRSC and Merlinm88 will see it.
by CanYouSayLOL February 15, 2009
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Mercie

Mercie is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She’s been through it all, but you’d never know. Her smile lights up the room, she’s always happy. She fights her battles in private, and that’s why she’s so strong. She’s an amazing listener, and loves even her enemy’s. She is the greatest example of patience and speaks life to everyone she meets. She’s the funnest person to be around, definitely the life of the party. Has questionable taste in guys but truly deserves the world. She’s the type of person to ask if you want something from starbucks, and get you something anyways even when you say no. If you ever meet a Mercie, never let her go.
Mercie is so sweet!
I love Mercie!
by doesitmatterlol April 16, 2020
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