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Bill: Hey dude, did you see last nights American Idol.

Joey: Hell no. What are you, a fucking mensa fanook?
by dickdieseldaddy May 13, 2009
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Mensa Corner

Mensa corner is a titled area of the workplace containing very bright employees partial to unprovoked outbursts of song, jokes, and good natured ribbing of co-workers. Often times the workers may appear to be not the sharpest knives in the drawer, but do not be deceived - they will prove to be worthy adversaries in any type of contest that doesn't require physical feats of strength, or large numbers.
Sarah: wow, this is a soft ball
Alice: I wish I had balls this soft bouncing off my forehead!
Frank: HELLO!
Jack: Welcome to the Mensa corner.
Kaze: Matt just logged in
by Shoeshine March 27, 2008
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Mensa Stewie

The ultimate insult for the worst of humanity. When “asshole” or “fucktard” or “ultimate loser” or any other such description is completely insufficient. For this situation, Mensa Stewie is a special term that combines the stereotype of the asshole Mensan (a belittling self-aggrandizing humorless dullard douchebag who is about 1/1000 as smart as he/she pretends) with cartoon legend Stewie (a precocious sociopathic sort who feigns adulthood but has the emotional maturity, judgment, and communication skills of a developmentally challenged toddler).
Normal person: Did you hear that a porn star has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize?

Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.

Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.

Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.

Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.
by Bigdogs123 March 4, 2024
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vic mensa

a clout chasing headass nigga, looks like my mom when she was on heroin withdraw.
" my guy you're such a vic mensa"
" no i can't be because i don't diss dead people in front of their own mom for some clout"
by 2niggaskissing October 13, 2018
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Australian Mensa

Group therapy for people who are mentally ill or otherwise mentally incapacitated.
Toots had a nervous breakdown, so every Friday she goes to Australian Mensa.

After the psychiatric ward, the looneys go to Australian Mensa for outpatient care.
by Tom from the Shore November 9, 2007
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Vic Mensa'd

When someone pretends everything is cool between them and someone else in order to ambush them later to verbally or physically attack them
Ak: Nadeska got Vic Mensa'd on today's show.
by Arcstriker April 19, 2018
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Orange menace

The Orange menace is speaking on the White House lawn.
by Nate Moe November 20, 2019
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