Melker 

A really cool guy that is the best at gaming and gets good grades in school. He also has the most beatiful hair ever and is very tall.

Wow, that guy over there must be named Melker because he is surrounded by girls and is really tall!

Melker by A guy that's not named Melker December 13, 2016

Melker 

A cool,awesome,skilled Guy whos very smart and nice but laughs at Almost everything

He is still laughing!
Well he is a Melker after all

Melker by MrNobody December 14, 2016

Melker 

Emotional and kind Guy with a great smile. He often goes to the toilet and is great at gaming. He is often very calm and Nice.

-Oh There is Melker
-Oh , Yeah he is so Nice

Melker by MrNobody December 18, 2017

Melker 

Melker is a person that's handsome but sometimes enoying. He is very smart and has often many friends. He is very good in school.

Wow he looks like he is smart.
Yeah, but he is a little bit enoying.
Yeah he is probably a Melker

Melker by Mr best November 15, 2017

Melker 

A chill and cool person, likes Fortnite and Mountain Dew. He has a lot of friends and is pretty popular. He’ll make egdy and offensive jokes but he’s well funny.

- Omg you’re so MELKER!
A cool person

Melker by Fruktpaj February 6, 2018

Melker 

A good farm guy, always makes the best bread from the countryside. Very fond of cops (see them as parents) and hugs them when he sees one on the street. Always with a dip in his mouth and some freshly made cranberry juice from the ol' tree by the river.

good duy melker

Melker by bisenmannen April 1, 2019

Melker 

If u are named melker then u have a very very vrey small pp and u are very dumb

Melker is dumb.

Melker by Melkers Brother January 11, 2022