melissa

a naive country bumpkin.

someone who fails brilliantly at relationships.

an old worn out prude.

That woman over there looks lost. Should we help her?

No she is fine that's just a Melissa.

Oh I have heard about those creatures but have never seen one up close...Ugh, poor woman!

by akjowiensl September 25, 2010

melissa

a she devil.

The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention.

Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.

Younger guy: Hey, check out that cougar? Let's go chat her up and see what happens. ;)

Older guy: Hell No! that's a Melissa! If you were smart you would run the other way!

by secondtimesnotacharm October 11, 2010

melissa

a girl who loves boys she is addicted to them

look at melissa

by shwjjdejnejfmemdmcm October 16, 2019

melissa

if your name is melissa, you are probably a quiet person, maybe even an introvert you are super kind but maybe switches groups. you get into fights with friends but then become their friend again

person 1: melissa and i got into a fight but we are friends again.
person 2: but she eats in my group at lunch, not yours anymore.

by angelaxty November 24, 2018

melissa

ugly. untalented but also can be ur best friend.

yo that girl is so melissa like she’s melissa and untalented but sometimes chill

by great people check December 20, 2019

melissa

Big nose, sychopathic honey bee!

Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.

She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.

Plus, she loves her animals.

melissa's personality??

by m%m%m% August 01, 2011

melissa

awkward prude who pushes the couches together but still has lesbo dreams.

That Melissa acts like a prude but... the couches the couches.

by small jewish child shu up January 25, 2015