melbourne shuffle

A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name

person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"

person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"

pause

person M: " yeh"

pause

person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"

person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"

Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"

person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"

person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"

person M: " I R win"

the melbourne shuffle was born

melbourne shuffle by porn pirate February 25, 2008

Melbourne Stars

The worst cricket club to ever walk the planet. The definition of poverty and choking in 1 franchise. Can’t stay healthy and should be replaced

Girl:“ I’m depressed”

Men: ‘At least you don’t support the Melbourne Stars’

Melbourne Stars by DeshaunWatsonsMassagePalace December 13, 2022

Melbourne High School 

A school full of the dumbest cucks in the history of the universe.

1: I go to Melbourne High School
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.

Melbourne High School by Dr. 5R1D4DD7 M0245 May 23, 2019

melbourne high school 

A school full of complete dusche bags that think they are going place because they can can get with the whores that go there. When in reality they are going to be lower class beach bums forctge rest of their lives

Melbourne high school

melbourne high school by hellololololol December 30, 2013

Melbourne Mud-skipper

Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"

Melbourne Mud-skipper by ConairSV June 28, 2010

Melbourne High School 

One of four selective-entry high schools located in suburb of South Yarra, Melbourne, Australia. Caters to boys from Year 9 to 12. Known for having a rigorous selection exam, hundreds of students miss out on the opportunity to go to the school each year, thus creating a negative stigma and envy towards the students who do pass. The school is known for its academic excellence, being the top ranking school for Victorian Certificate of Education (High school diploma equivalent) results, and constantly outranking other schools in the state.

1: I go to Melbourne High School
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)

Melbourne High School by JoeytheJoey January 28, 2024

South Melbourne Dim Sim 

When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.

Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...

"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"

South Melbourne Dim Sim by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 30, 2020