Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

Zachary Meekins

A minor celebrity in Canada, most known for being a musician, but is also known as a comedian, and has made television appearances on programs such as County and was an extra in an episode of Smallville. His music (In Spades) has been featured in programs such as Smallville, County, Entourage, and CSI New York.

Singer of In Spades.

Was rated badboy number 6 of 10 on Underground magazine's "Naught but Nice, The Badboys of 2010"

I went to Zachary Meekins' comedy set the other night, it was great!

by Heartbreaker43 January 21, 2011

meskin

"Mexican" pronounced wif a southern accent.

We dem thoed meskins out da dirty souf, Hataz want plex? What they, what they talmbout?

by Screwed up Texas April 21, 2004

Msikinya

An african bad-ass who has gone through the sacred ritual which includes, circumcision, survival in the wild, isolation and the slaughtering of a wild animal (lion, tiger, cheetah, cow, wild boar). They are decendants of the great king Shaka-Zulu comparable even to Chuck Norris. A distiguishing characteristics of a Msikinya is amazing foot speed, ripped body and a large penis.

Girl 1- "Im going to Africa next year"
Girl 2- "You better hire a Msikinya as your guide I heard they make the whole experience worthwhile"

by Litha December 31, 2007

Miking Out

Going for crazy for men or a certain object. Raging until you shit your pants

Mike is Miking Out for Luker

by Genie is life June 10, 2018

Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007

Mikinzi

Mikinzi is a very hot girl. She's really sweet and hilarious. She's also a great friend. If you don't know a Mikinzi, Then you don't know what life is. Mikinzi's are usually fun to be around and you always have a great time with them.

Is she as cool as a Mikinzi?

by JocelynFake June 30, 2011