All that I heard was a slathering noise,
like something wet and
heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of
mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.