Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Methicated

Someone who's self-medicates with methamphetamines how this

My brother is methicated he takes methamphetamines for his broken wrist

by Dannyboy273186 August 6, 2021

selfie medicate

when your life is falling apart so you whip out the eighty dollars you wasted worth of makeup from sephora and your iphone X and take a bomb ass selfie to feel good about yourself.

‘hey (y/n) my ex broke my heart AND my self esteem’
‘just selfie medicate, be a compliment whore because your a FUCKING QUEEN ‘

by sunrisewords March 22, 2019

Masticate

1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading

why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom

by Andrew Uchiha July 5, 2007

masticate

uh yeah, it means "chew". that is the literal definition. this isn't a slang word, you morons.

I'd like to masticate the heads off of all the people who make bad submissions to this site.

by Blurforg March 13, 2004

moticated

Both motivated and dedicated. Someone who is moticated is willing to see a task through to the end and will also willingly give him/herself over to the completion of the task. Depending on the level of motication, his/her health may even be less important than the motivation and dedication to the completion of the task.

She is a moticated individual. She will make employee of the month very quickly.

He was too moticated to football. When his knee was injured, he continued to play despite the injury so that now he can't walk.

by Lorenzo Taylor January 8, 2008

masticate

To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.

Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"

by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008