medieval tits

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.
Wow, those are some medieval tits!
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medieval helmet

Placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis down the nose, forming what looks to be a medieval helmet
Dick medieval helmeted jane last night in the bathroom
by primalzer February 28, 2004
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Go medieval

beat/beating the living hell out of somebody, either physically, or mentally

also known as "kick the shit out of"
Look at me like that again and I'll go medieval all over your ass.
by Bulldog6 March 1, 2009
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medieval fireplace

A unwashed Goths vagina full of piercings.
1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"

2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"

3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace
by magicrob69 September 13, 2010
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Medieval massacre

The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.
Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.
by Zac and A. Cash December 18, 2006
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Medieval Mentality

"Medieval mentality" is a term given to a man's view of dating, relationships, and marriage, in a positive and "Medieval" context. It is derived from the perceptions of a modern man of the 21st century who looks upon Medieval Europe with admiration, believing chivalry was of utmost importance in relations with the opposite at the time. He feels such qualities of chivalry are lacking in today's world, and he wants to apply those same values to his own relationships.

Medieval mentality includes not only winning the heart of your significant other, but also earning the respect and admiration from the significant other's family. Having this mindset means you see your relationship as much more than what it appears at face value. One with medieval mentality views his newly formed romantic relation of strategic importance, be it social, political, or economic. He sees his relationship as a uniting of clans, tribes, etc. in which both parties will mutually benefit.
Turku: Great news, my girlfriend's family treats me as one of their own. I have earned high status among them being the ultimate gentleman. One day they will entrust me to look after their estate.

Tampere: Dude, you have medieval mentality.

Turku: I know, it's totally awesome.
by CaspianTatars January 21, 2011
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Medieval Slut

A girl who dresses like a slut, acts like a slut, and pretends to be a slut, but in reality hasn't done shit, or may be even prude.
"Oh my oh my, Lolita is such a medieval slut, I heard that all she's done is make out."
by the gangster ass nigga eats December 9, 2008
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