Get the Medalia mug.a disease in which somebody makes a sudden shift in music taste to any form of metal. they then become obsessed with metal for many years to come and end up worshipping some icon or symbol for a metal band. The largest prone to this disease are males between the ages of 13-19.
Example 1
Father Jim: "Hello son, i heard you got metalitus. Is this going to change your belief in the lord almighty?"
Kid: "ALL HALE METAL!!!"
Example 2
Joe: "Hey you alright man? You've been acting a little strange ever since you got metalitus."
Will: "PRAIISEEE EDDIE!!!!!!!!"
Father Jim: "Hello son, i heard you got metalitus. Is this going to change your belief in the lord almighty?"
Kid: "ALL HALE METAL!!!"
Example 2
Joe: "Hey you alright man? You've been acting a little strange ever since you got metalitus."
Will: "PRAIISEEE EDDIE!!!!!!!!"
by metal gawd February 15, 2010
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A reality created by the media. In this subuniverse, everything is perfect. All the women are beautiful and all the men are muscular an manly. Unfortunately, this unreal mediality causes people in real life to attempt to attain these extremely unreachable standards, usually with unwelcomed and ugly habits.
Girl: I am way too fat! I need to be like those girls on TV!
Boy: Wtf is wrong with you? You weigh 50 pounds, I can see right through your stomach.
Boy: Wtf is wrong with you? You weigh 50 pounds, I can see right through your stomach.
by chernobyl December 11, 2004
Get the mediality mug.1) the way the media portrays women versus how they actually look in real life.
2) It is the involuntary (or voluntary) act of buying into or becoming obsessed with the media’s portrayal of beautiful women.
3) Believing the false advertisement that the media portrays.
4) Becoming obsessed with one’s own body, so they resemble the media’s portrayal of beautiful.
2) It is the involuntary (or voluntary) act of buying into or becoming obsessed with the media’s portrayal of beautiful women.
3) Believing the false advertisement that the media portrays.
4) Becoming obsessed with one’s own body, so they resemble the media’s portrayal of beautiful.
For example, the models on those magazine covers are edited, photo-shopped, and some are even slimmed down digitally. That is the reality of the media, not what they show us on magazine covers.
This mediality needs to be fixed!
This mediality needs to be fixed!
by MegEnglish15 July 13, 2011
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by Nick'sPizza May 10, 2023
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Pronunciation: me - ality
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
1 : the quality or state of what's real for me
2 a (1) : a real event, for you, entity, or state of affairs (2) : the totality of real things and events <whatever seems real to you> b : something that is neither derivative nor dependent but exists necessarily.
Pronunciation: me - ality
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
1 : the quality or state of what's real for me
2 a (1) : a real event, for you, entity, or state of affairs (2) : the totality of real things and events <whatever seems real to you> b : something that is neither derivative nor dependent but exists necessarily.
Marcus' meeality is that he will get whatever he wants in life. Life is all centered around Marcus is "meeality".
by Pamela Garner March 21, 2007
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by yogert giggle August 7, 2010
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