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meat puppet

A person of below average height, such as a midget, who enjoys having entire hands, or fists, inserted into their rectum, thus looking like a live puppet to any viewers.
She enjoyed having every man's hand from the local hockey team up her ass and being their meat puppet mascot.

He took his hand and jammed it up the meat puppet's ass. It looked like Kermit with blood and shit squirting everywhere.
by William Eitch Macy August 7, 2008
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What the recipient of digital sex becomes if 3 or more fingers are used.
Veronica was a meat puppet of the highest order, to the extent that over the years she had collected enough rings to open her own jewelry store.
by Scandall May 25, 2008
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Is a loose girl, generally into gangbangs and groups sex. Likes to be passed around and used hard by any and all men.
Hey guys let's use Jenny like a Meat Puppet.

I cant believe Fran did all those guys, she is such a Meat Puppet.

Come here and get on your knees for us you Meat Puppet
by El Capitain July 3, 2018
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a rock & roll girlfriend. a substitute term for guys who feel lame saying "i have a girlfriend."
man, billy's meat puppet is strutting some serious strut today. damn, he's lucky!
by k.zazzle March 24, 2007
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The human form taken by the (spirit).
(Consciousness) inhabits the " meat puppet" untill physical (death)and then moves on
I am a meat puppet on a small planet hurtling through the (cosmos).
by Deepglue November 18, 2016
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Used to descibe a person that is talked down to, made fun of, called ugly names, and basically treated like shit by someone trying to make themselves feel superoir by being mean.
I deserve better than you because you are just meat puppet that does not understand how much I need my ass fluffed.
by Boots -N - Knives February 9, 2018
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A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
by pamschel January 12, 2009
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