Meat Curtain

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.

I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.

by Joel Pinner OSU March 31, 2003

meat curtains

What barely-pubescent boys call a vagina that hasn't been nipped and tucked and posted on Hustler.

Meat curtains are a very common trait among women, actually.

by Buffalo billy bobb July 07, 2009

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

meat curtains

vagina lips

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night

by Jim January 27, 2004

meat curtains

a chicks mut-mut flaps (vagina flaps)

Check out her meat curtains hanging out her undies!

by lans April 11, 2003

meat curtaining

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

by mm14 June 02, 2011

Meat Curtains

open her meat curtains and enjoy the view

by mia cunt May 11, 2003