MCTARD

A PERSON WHO WORKS AT MCDONALD'S THAT WILL LIKELY STAY THERE FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIFE..

DUDE, THAT MCTARD FORGOT TO GIVE ME MY DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.

by BIGSKINNY August 6, 2008

Slurpy Mcturkey

A term used to define a woman who is particularly good at giving sloppy head but whose chin and neck have merged into one and thus give the impression of a turkey neck.

Hey bro, did you take Slurpy Mcturkey to pound town last night?

by Elesian November 29, 2020

McMurdo muzzle loader

When you grab a 2 liter of mountain dew, put in your fat girlfriends asshole and empty it in there. Then you tongue punch her fart box and drink the dew out the booty hole.

Gave my lady a McMurdo muzzle loader last night, she said it was the best time of her life!

by Mikeoffdayike March 2, 2021

mccurdy

To enter into something, pull out early, and leave a big mess.

As he wiped himself off, thinking "What a great job I've done!", those he bent over were left thinking, "He's pulled another McCurdy."

by LokiLoki December 1, 2006

Maturday

When Friday is a day off, but you have to go to work on a Saturday and it feels like a Monday

-I hate Mondays

-It's Saturday

-I hate Maturday

by morth March 9, 2011

Jennette McCurdy

American Teen Actress, Singer and Dancer. She is very pretty and has long blonde curly hair and deep blue eyes. She has starred in iCarly, Malcom In The middle, Zoey 101 and many more shows and films. She is 18 years old. She has had 2 singles and an album out and her voice is great. She works alongside Miranda Cosgrove on iCarly. There is controversy over which girl is the best, but that si wrong and should not be done. Jennette makes you want to live your entire life for music and acting. She makes you appreciate what you have, her song lyrics are amazing.

OMG! Did you see the enw iCarly episode? Jennette McCurdy was awesome in it!

by AnzoTheBananzo August 31, 2010

McTard

McTard is a shorter version of McRetard. A McTard is a disparaging term for a McDonalds, fast food employee or persons other bottom-level end position service related.

McTard is also a derogatory term referring to those with mental disabilities, mentally challenged and mentally handicapped persons working at McDonalds or food service related jobs.

That McTard couldn't get my order right, so the manager had to take my order!

by Anon-in-Illinois October 27, 2005