Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 28, 2007
Get the fish mallet mug.A more extreme term than the average 'manlet'. A wild manlet is a short man who originates from the 'Mystical World of Manlets'. A place where 'elf like' men live in the midst of the forest, inside tree trunks.
They are known to be 'short legged and short tempered'. Under the height of 5'6", they are well-known for their extremely powerful grip, and their sequential march-like dance moves. The currency in this mystical land is Fish heads and wooden coins, and their dress codes consists of green or red (by choice) ragged clothing, pointy shoes and santa-like hat. The usual professions are Blacksmith, Crafstmen, Pottery, Woodchopper and Royal Fishery.
Their hobbies consist of dancing and bird watching. A great delicacy of gorilla eyes is very much enjoyed, especially after a traditional fight which occurs when 2 manlets, inside a circle bordered with cheering manlets, use all their might and strength in order to grip their opponents face and grapple it untill submission.
One very interesting fact about this wonderful community is that they have wizards for doctors. However, there is a downside to this, as a very famous incident occured on the 6th of March, 2011. Where a manlet was given an incorrect potion for his sore back, and was sent 10,000 years into the future of the real world, where he was spotted in the Greek Festival of Melbourne, being lost, confused and frightened.
Usual terms used are 'lost manlet', 'confused manlet' and 'bejoyed manlet'.
They are known to be 'short legged and short tempered'. Under the height of 5'6", they are well-known for their extremely powerful grip, and their sequential march-like dance moves. The currency in this mystical land is Fish heads and wooden coins, and their dress codes consists of green or red (by choice) ragged clothing, pointy shoes and santa-like hat. The usual professions are Blacksmith, Crafstmen, Pottery, Woodchopper and Royal Fishery.
Their hobbies consist of dancing and bird watching. A great delicacy of gorilla eyes is very much enjoyed, especially after a traditional fight which occurs when 2 manlets, inside a circle bordered with cheering manlets, use all their might and strength in order to grip their opponents face and grapple it untill submission.
One very interesting fact about this wonderful community is that they have wizards for doctors. However, there is a downside to this, as a very famous incident occured on the 6th of March, 2011. Where a manlet was given an incorrect potion for his sore back, and was sent 10,000 years into the future of the real world, where he was spotted in the Greek Festival of Melbourne, being lost, confused and frightened.
Usual terms used are 'lost manlet', 'confused manlet' and 'bejoyed manlet'.
Run like the wind o' wild manlet, for there are mystical forests to be discovered, and trees to be chopped
by manlet hunter 3000 March 21, 2011
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Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled
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If you're lucky enough to meet one treasure her because they make some of the bestfriends in the world; providing you can pronounce her name.
If you're lucky enough to meet one treasure her because they make some of the bestfriends in the world; providing you can pronounce her name.
by TheGooders January 3, 2017
Get the Mahlet mug.A beautiful Hispanic/Chinese girl with gorgeous brown eyes and dark brown hair.definitely wife material. cares of others before herself, always willing to help out a friend. The most perfect, INTELLIGENT, and BEAUTIFUL GIRL in the world. Gorgeous. Pretty. Smart. Sexy. Hot. Fun. Glamorous. She's a TOP MODEL. Inner and outer beauty. Hypnotizing, beautiful eyes. Lips of an angel. Kissable - Best kisser ever. The PERFECT girlfriend. Goddess. A princess. DREAM COME TRUE. ONE in a million. If you found her, you are in heaven.Not very many enemies, everyone loves her. Alway see's the best in people at the beginning. She is beautiful both inside and out and attracts a few haters because they are jealous of her supreme godliness and beauty.Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. She's a beautiful gift. lucky for the one she marries.
by alesiram November 14, 2013
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A fine girl who's got it all going on. She's got the brains to go with the hotness. But watch it cuz she might cut you if you cross her. She got a dunk.
A fine girl who's got it all going on. She's got the brains to go with the hotness. But watch it cuz she might cut you if you cross her. She got a dunk.
" did you see that girl over there, she be all Maletina like....dang!"
" You better watch what you say, that girl be Maletina, so watch out."
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