May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

May 4th

National ask a person out day

You- “it’s May 4th has anyone asked you out yet today?”

Person - “no, why”

You- “it’s ask out a person day”

Person - “what’s that mean?”

You- “you just ask out a person on Ask a person out day “

by ....:))£7!! April 27, 2021

May 4th

May 4th is a day dedicated to your homegirl dead. this entails you spam posting stuff and shoving her in your face

may 4th - (person) Hey what day is it? (other person) its the 4th of may, why? (person) oh its the first annual dead day then? (other person) I believe it is!

by jojoke.mp3 May 3, 2022

May 4th

National hug day! Hug someone you like and they have to hug you back. If they don’t you get to slap him/her/or them.

Alair: Carter, it’s May 4th

Carter: Okay, and..?
Alair: It’s national hug someone you like day.
Carter: Oh..
Alair: ..and if you don’t i get to slap you.
Carter: your hot

by cardibiscanceled November 1, 2019

May 4th

National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!

You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄

by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021

May 4th

National send a titty pic day

Chad “Yo it’s may 4th, you know what that means”

by zovo9 May 4, 2022

May 4th

If you were born today, your ugly to say the least.

b-day person: ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

Someone: Your birthday is May 4th you just ugly!

by Free avacodos May 3, 2021