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National eat booty day.
If things don’t go as planned, it’s also national make out day.
Person 1: How was your May 4
Person 2: It was fucking awesome dude, I ate the whole ass
Person 1: Awe man, I only got to make out

Person 2: Awe dude
May 4 by Heinz_Ketchup May 31, 2018
National slap boys day.
It’s where woman who are finally day being treated wrong treat finally slap boys cause they definitely deserve it you go queen!
Alice: Jake guess what day it is!
Jake: what
Alice: National slap boys day also May 4!
May 4 by Theslesbain April 30, 2021
Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄
May 4 by Yeeted potatoe December 12, 2019
may 4 is when my cosplay comes‼️
May 4 “
May 4 kiss and hug
Her: hey
Bf: kisses and hugs her
Her: what's that for
Bf: may 4
May 4 by Having um May 2, 2022
National LOVE Morgan day!! Tell a morgan how much u love her.
person #1: it’s may 4!
person #2: OMG tell morgan how much u love her.
May 4 by momodown October 21, 2019