A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
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Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
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Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
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A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
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by mattbncasbcka September 29, 2011
Get the Matt perry mug.A party whereby a man name Matt sits in a pet-hair covered recliner in a low-ceilinged and dingy family room, belching while watching reruns on tv-land -- the party starts when his neighbor begrudgingly comes over to demand his tool set back that was borrowed last easter and never used - the wife offers rudimentary snacks of stale pretzels and michelob lite. About this time Matt engages the neighbor in a long winded conversation discussing the politics of MASH. He never returns the tools.
Man, I went over to Jay's for a game of scrabble and beer - and it was the lamest Matt Party, down to the pretzels and Michelob.
by phluffhead83 January 18, 2010
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