masterblading

Masturbating while rollerblading.

I was rollerblading through the park yesterday and i decided to start masterblading.

by Sulleyvan July 5, 2008

mastralbating

To perform sexual acts on one's physical body whilst in the astral plane.

James astral planes and then sucks his body's dick. It's pretty hilarious to watch him mastralbating.

by Tnutz5000 October 4, 2010

manbrella

an umberella used my males often over the age of 30

it was pouring down so i pulled out my manbrella from my man bag

by tattooine068 November 19, 2007

matrella

rellvfx. iyuxi. matrella.

hey!
matrella.

by iamsuperioriamgod November 9, 2020

Matrell

A word singalling someone is your friend when you greet them.

"Hey matrell, what's up"

by Big Daddy Sherry August 2, 2006

masturfellation

Masturfellation means whacking someone off while giving them head.

Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?

Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.

Alonso: Atta boy!

by scodder November 9, 2012

mattarella

1 The President of Italian Republic

2 The act of masturbate on cut off heads, named after the ideal masturbation on the head of the President

Mutti: -Yesterday i masturbated on a detached head
Pilò: -MATTARELLA!

by Zehumanider June 19, 2021