poo masties

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008

Matisse

The ultimate definition of a faggot.Usually used as insult in to and inferior person.

Person 1: “Gosh why are being such a Matisse!”
Person 2: stop calling me that !

by Soapcock101 November 22, 2021

mattisse

a fine guy who is sweet at first but then you guys date for a bit and he breaks your heart

is mattisse a sweet guy

at first he is

by Isabelle santimela January 15, 2018

Matisse

Someone I’m simping for that’s in my grade. He always stares at me, gets exited when imma talk to him but in front of ppl, he says that I poked him in the eye with a pencil and that I bully him

Girl 1: he is such a matisse

by Depressedwoman May 29, 2021

Matisse

crazy motha fucka who really knows how to crank up a fiesta!!
she is a very big FAT LAZY!!! but loves to get frisk with those boys eh eh ;)
and is a very lloyal friend

boy-man uno: Wow i got hella frisky with a girl tonight
boy-man dos: Really? damn your luckY! she must be one hell of a Matisse
boy-uno: Oh ya i love those matisses

by megan tits December 29, 2010

15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

Matisse

A Matisse is a crazy motherfucker who says nigger with a hard R

"Nigger"

"What's up Matisse

by Arson134 July 1, 2018