malashia 

the best best friend anyone could ask for. She has so many friends. She is the exact definition of grace and beauty while still being smart and funny. She is super talented in many departments but damn she can sing! She doesn't really date all that much but people would date her. If u find a Malashia in your life never let her go, EVER. Oh and she had a banging figure and a great booty

Nickname: may

guy: bro did u just here Malashia sing? She's amazing!
Guy 2: yeah and did u see her butt it's so nice

Guy : too bad she's not interested in dating rn

malashia by cdb December 10, 2016

Malaysian Crop Duster 

When a guy is analing his girlfriend and she farts either on him or on his dick and the smell is unbearable, kind of like curry or any other Malaysian/Indian food.

Guy 1: Bro last night I assfucked my girl and she farted on my dick right before I stuck it in! It smelled like fucking shit!

Guy 2: Haha! You just got Malaysian Crop Dusted.(Another form of Malaysian Crop Duster)

Malaysian Crop Duster by Jaynation_103 June 8, 2017

malaysia 

The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed.
Friendly?Yes.Non-racist?Not always so.

The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy,incompetitive Malay students.

malaysia by Mamaturtle January 19, 2005

Malaysian Studies 

A subject that was forced upon all college students in Malaysia because the government was afraid that they would forget the fabricated History of Malaysia and spread discontentment about the country when they go overseas to further their studies.

A huge failure as truth cannot be hidden. Signifying yet another venerability of the poorly though of and highly biased education system.

Studying for Malaysian Studies is a waste of time.

Malaysian Studies by The Incomplete Name November 10, 2010

malaysia 

Often touted by its proud citizens as a "developed developing country." Indeed, perhaps the most developed country in Southeast Asia (if you discount a certain city-state...) Yet in reality, Malaysia is no more than the angry, ugly, poor sister who mistakenly kicked out Singapore in the 1960s -- understandably so, given all the tools there (then and NOW). But alas, things were not meant to be...

(Great food though!)

Non-Malaysian: Oh Malaysia! I hear the beaches are beautiful over there in Bali.

Malaysian: Malaysia is NOT Indonesia. Malaysia is a DEVELOPED developing nation while Indonesia is a poor, corrupt third world country --

Non-Malaysian: Oh.

malaysia by hkcajai September 4, 2005

On A Flight From Malaysia 

An expression used to refer to an individual's plan or intention to drop from the radar, fly low and simply disappear and not be found.

Carl had reached is breaking point. Between his recent divorce, the constant calls from debt collectors and his asswipe boss constantly riding him about his performance, he decided it was time to get On A Flight From Malaysia. He hasn't been heard from since.

On A Flight From Malaysia by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Malaysia 

A 'truly Asian' country that treats non-Malays as second-class citizens and non-Muslim Malays as criminals, where corruption is the very definition of honest government administration, and where Islamo-fundamentalism is so rife you would be busted just for holding hands with a girl.

Freedom of speech is a myth - even if you are backed with undisputed facts, speaking against government policies will get you prisoned without trial. Freedom of religion is a lie - it applies only to Islam. Mosques are build all over the places while churches and temples are razed to the ground without care for the sentiments of the non-Malay population. Non-Malays are free to choose religions (read:Islam) but Malays who convert will be harrassed, humiliated, tortured, jailed and may even be executed.

The people who say that Malaysia is a nice country are usually ignorant Caucasian tourists who had never been anywhere else than the beaches, shopping complexes and resorts organized by their travel agents; and also didn't stay anywhere other than the cozy hotels of Kuala Lumpur, probably around the vicinity of Ampang area. They have yet to delve further into the real face of Malaysia behind the sugar-coated image projected by its Tourism Board.

Check urbandictionary.com to know what Malaysia TRULY is. those top definitions are made by honest Malaysians who know what they are talking about.
Jonathan: Do you know Malaysia?
Billy: Yeah I know. Great beaches, shopping complexes, food...oh it's Truly Asia(tm)!
Jonathan: Well, I was thinking about the plight of Lina Joy, the unfortunate Christian Malay who is denied of her religious rights. And Alantuya Sharibuu, the Mongolian model who had been brutally murdered by the police, and...

Jonathan: Have you been to Malaysia?
Billy: Yes I have. Great beaches, shopping complexes, food...oh it's Truly Asia(tm)!
Jonathan: Well, I was thinking about the plight of Lina Joy, the unfortunate Christian Malay who is denied of her religious rights. And Alantuya Sharibuu, the Mongolian model who had been brutally murdered by the police, and...

Malaysia by Jaouhari December 14, 2008