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marathon sex

Sex that continues for hours per session, punctuated by winded intermissions wherein the parties involved sweatily seek to restore the normal oxygen-carbon dioxide mix in their blood; Sex that burns as many calories as a marathon.
Our marathon sex session came to an end when both of us were simply too tired to continue.
by howe May 13, 2005
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Marathon Method

In Computer Science, a Marathon Method is a method or function that does everything and the kitchen sink. Noobs can't break a decompose a problem so they end up creating methods that do everything in very procedural manner.
I have to refactor this code, these marathon methods are killing me they do everything and you can't re-use anything.
by kodeAssassin December 3, 2013
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UNC Dance Marathon

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's largest student-run organization. UNC Dance Marathon is a year-long fundraiser to raise money for the patients and families of N.C. Children's Hospital. The organization raises money through campus fundraising, community and outreach events such as percentage nights and mini-marathons. Then, in the spring of each year, UNC Dance Marathon reveals the final fundraising total at the end of the 24-hour dance marathon, the Marathon of UNC Dance Marathon. The Marathon is a culmination of our efforts throughout the year and our way of showing support For the Kids.

The mission of UNC Dance Marathon is to overcome childhood illness by providing major support for the medical, surgical and emotional care of the patients and families served by North Carolina Children's Hospital.

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Yo, I can't wait to stand for 24 hours for the kids at UNC Dance Marathon this year!
by FTK123 September 15, 2013
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Marathon Drinking

The act of drinking continuously and progressively throughout the day in hopes of achieving and maintaining an "awesome state" of drunkness. They usually pertain to tailgating events or other events such as St. Patty's, Cinco de Mayo.. or no particular reason on a Friday,Saturday, Monday, Wednesday afternoon. The main idea is to last.
Those who do not make it past 10 pm...epic fail and free to shame.
Anyone want to do another Octobong?
No, I already had four and I want to last this is a marathon not a sprint!

20 beers, 10 jello shots and I'm still alive, victory!

Marathon Drinking is different from other marathons because even those that do not finish still win.
by Adrianna Danger February 18, 2009
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airport marathon

The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.
Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?
Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.
by (*(*&%&9 August 2, 2006
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Markthony

A name that is created when someones parents are crazy and can't come up with one name for their child so they combine two names to make one
Well he should be named Mark, no Anthony.. no let's call him Markthony
by Marktheonerealmark March 23, 2009
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