Sheldon .J Plankton: Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this, calendar. March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!"
Chap 2: "Orite mate, I'm having a fat steak for dinner then shoving my meaty piece inside.... because its Steak and bj day"
"Oh, nice, I'm playing some football, then off to protest against misogynistic twats like yourself because its "March 14th - Men Against Objectification Day" - the day men stand up against objectification of humans. You're more than welcome to come."