manpiece

slang for the male genitalia

He took out his manpiece to show his lady-friend a good time; after a swift quick to his manpiece, Todd doubled over in pain.

by audioshack June 24, 2005

manpire

Steve

"Steve is a manpire"

by Yason Stayton October 22, 2008

man pile

when a woman has a lot of pubic hair and is wearing tight pants giving the illusion of a penis bulge

I thought that chick was a tranvestite but she just had a man pile.

by Randall January 24, 2005

manpire

a psuedo- preternatural being, particularly a male, who is exceedingly creepy and makes one feel uncomfortable. Often marked by pale, clammy skin and dark under-eye circles that resemble those of a vampire, and a tendency for sexual deviations (such as incest). Often the main villain of a movie, novel, or television show.

See 'Creeper'.

Commodus from Gladiator, The Phantom of the Opera, Hannibal, and Count Olaf from a Series of Unfortunate Events are all prime examples of Manpires in their various degrees.

by Katie Holloway January 7, 2008

manpire

A very sexy male vampire; more sexy than the average vampire.

In the movie Interview With the Vampire, Brad Pitt plays a sexy manpire who sets fire to my loins.

by stumbles mcgee August 19, 2010

Manpire

A male vampire, often bearing a unibrow, glasses, pimples, and sexy. This problem can be solved by calling a Manpire Slayer named Shaniqua! :D

Help me, I have a MANPIRE problem~~!!!!

by Shannon VEESZ June 6, 2007

manpire

a bad mofo, extremely masculine in nature, that feeds on the necks of beautiful women; often leaving them with abrasions, bruising and tooth marks.

you said you were lookin for trouble. that's what you get for messin' with this manpire.

by god dAn it September 8, 2008