manstrap

To cross the threshold of manhood by mixing jagermeister and bud light lime. Beware: After consumption, testosterone levels peak, often resulting in an all-out strap-on orgy (nearest pedestrians shall serve as orgy sex sex slaves if need be)

He totally got manstrapped by Chad at center ice. He was squealing like a pig!

by SmoochyChad<3 June 28, 2010

Manstrating

When a man is in a shitty mood for an extended period of time. similar to a womans pms.

1st guy: I don't know whats wrong with that guy he's been in a shitty mood all week.

2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.

by Douchebahg January 25, 2010

Manstrange

A word used to describe male genitalia

Dylan was all up in James’s manstrange at their picnic last Saturday

by Strangetame20 October 14, 2020

manstrating

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

maestra

In Filipino (Philippine National Language) teacher, professor.

(Tagalog) Si Karztipunera ay isang maestra.
(English) Kartipunera is a teacher.

by karztipunera June 17, 2009

malestraggot

small tiktoker and fellow 1D stan on twitter! Their content usually consists of thirst traps or weeb content as they are an anime enthusiast, on twitter their platform is dedicated to mostly 1D but sometimes there's some relatable stuff.They use they/them pronouns and identify as lesbian or trixic. They enjoy skateboarding, anime, art and music. They're nice , pretty and their name is Sam !

bob: have you seen malestraggot 's new post?
elijah: no but ill check it out at home !

by ixmxlover134 March 15, 2021