mancrotch

A male's crotch, that includes the aura and feeling that exudes from said mancrotch that is projected onto others.

That Tom Jones has the world's number one mancrotch.

by Crushtor December 26, 2004

mancro

anyone or anything one does that is better than anything and everyone else

"dude, Brad was mancro the other day."

"did you see how mancro that was?"

"Did you see that mancro tattoo? That was fuckin mancro"

by Brad The Dad February 21, 2008

mancretary

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.

John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.

by Milbert December 9, 2008

Mancream

Semen

Mark just loves mancream.

by James Bell September 22, 2003

ManCycle

An imaginary time during the month when the cycles of the moon cause a man to be bitchy and irritable. Directly related to a woman's pre-menstrual cycle, a woman can ask a grumpy man whether or not he's on his 'mancycle'.

Jim's being a dick this week. I think he's on his mancycle.

by cherryghosts November 16, 2010

Man Cry

To be emotionally or physically sad enough you feel the need to cry, but don't because you're a man.

Wow, Geoff looks stressed, like he's about to man cry.

by Gervior April 13, 2009

mandry

Laundry, as done by a man. Typically involves minimal separation, maximum detergent, and loading the machine with as much as will fit.

"I've got five loads of laundry to do."

"If you did mandry, you could get it done in two."

by tgirsch February 4, 2009