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new manchester, west virginia

There is nothing here. No McDonalds, no KFC, no restaurants of any kind. It's like a no man's land here. I would rather live in Chester than New Manchester, and I never thought I'd say thta!
When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.
by HamInTheFreezer September 29, 2017
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Manchester High School (CT)

1) Just like any other fuck-ass high school: air conditioning only in the new "freshman wing" (though they deserve it the least) no heating in the portable classrooms that constantly reek of mold, and almost all the bathrooms are locked at any given time.

Known for a major gang fight that got many students and parents very pissed off because the principal would not tell anyone the truth about what happened. (He was placed on leave soon after)
The school has no notable sports yet worships them anyway, giving them a good few pages of articles in their "newspaper"; while award winning music groups and other clubs are lucky to get mention.

2) A school where the minority is white.

3) A place where you're more likely to get a detention for forgetting your ID card than an actual education.

4) A place besides prison where you can get routinely fucked over.
"Aw, man! I got stopped in the hallway because there was a sticker on my ID. They charged me two dollars and I missed half my class. When I finally got there my teacher gave me a detention for being late!"
"That's Manchester High School (CT) for ya"

Teacher:"Manchester High School (CT) pride!"
Student:"Can I go to the bathroom?" *Leaves and does not come back*
by zombietwin January 20, 2011
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Manchester Airport

An airport in the worst country and city in the world whom the arrivals section makes you disappointed and makes you want to explore the departures section again after your holiday. You will miss your time spent at the airport and it will be the primary reason why you want to travel from it over and over again, only for the fucking staff to deny your entry when you want to explore the departure area or do some plane spotting only because you "are not a passenger".
Damn, I want to explore Manchester Airport again. I an feeling nostalgic again.
by Al_000 April 26, 2023
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Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.
Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete
by ltdelicious May 4, 2009
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macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.
I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.
by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011
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manchester orchestra

a band so powerful in their lyrics and music that it makes you want to burst out of your own body. some of their songs are quiet and thoughtful, others are epic and loud. andy hull, their songwriter and singer writes such beautiful lyrics, they are like poetry, and go with the music to create emotions I didnt even know I had.
Manchester orchestra go beyond the boundaries of songwriting
by mirrorsandfevers May 13, 2008
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Vca.machete

Vca.machete is a hench gymlad who sits on his xbox all day playing fortnite and trying to become a btec faZe Sway on creative.

See also Chaotic Machete
by NickCopyright November 28, 2019
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