mamplet

derogatory term used for women who do not yet meet the criteria of a mampie....

pig is to piglet as mampie is to mamplet....

wow, she's almost a mampie. guess she is a mamplet.

by trishmacfish December 24, 2010

mampering

Pampering for a man

I went to the spa this weekend and had a great mampering

by Bibbler July 28, 2016

Mamorectomy

When your boobs are so fucking massive that a doctor has to rip them open and take Pounds of titty fat out of them so you don’t get scolioses.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Shelly?
Guy 2: Yeah where did those massive jugs go?
Guy 1: Didn’t you here bro? She got a mamorectomy.

Guy 2: Nooo how could she do this to me?
Shelly: I’m right fucking here you assholes.

by ShiddedandFarddedandPeed September 4, 2018

Mampoer

A South African way to say you have a moerse hangover.
Babalas if you will..

"Bruh what's up with Janny?"
"Ahh.. must be mampoer my chom!"

by Anonymous goodfornothing17 August 31, 2019

Dirty Mamore

"When you're shagging her pie then you jizz in her eye...."

That's a Dirty Mamore!

My girlfriend talked the entire way through the football the other day so later that night I gave her a Dirty Mamore...

by Mr Brown Town1 June 23, 2009

Mampie

A Jamaican term for a lady unfortunately physically formed so that she is readily mistaken to be a small bad tempered man. Usually exhibiting a spectre of facial hair and "old man's" clothing

mampie: a derogatory term used to describe a fat person

Oversize Mampie - Hattie Jakes,
'Bubbles Devere' in Little Britain

by Champony February 6, 2009

mompreneur

An entrepreneur who also happens to be a mother. Some may prefer to transpose the professional and personal roles to read a mother who happens to be an entrepreneur.

My friend is a mompreneur because she just had her second child and she also owns a coffee shop.

by Adam Nelson January 14, 2008