Mamorectomy

When your boobs are so fucking massive that a doctor has to rip them open and take Pounds of titty fat out of them so you don’t get scolioses.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Shelly?
Guy 2: Yeah where did those massive jugs go?
Guy 1: Didn’t you here bro? She got a mamorectomy.

Guy 2: Nooo how could she do this to me?
Shelly: I’m right fucking here you assholes.

by ShiddedandFarddedandPeed September 04, 2018

LMR

Opposed to popular belief LMR stands for “Lick My Rod” not “Like My Recent”.

Guy 1: Hey do you think that chick was hot?
Guy 2: No but I’d totally let her LMR.

by ShiddedandFarddedandPeed September 04, 2018

ISAFAPOTF

When you shidded and fardded and Peed on the floor and you’re too drunk to say it.

Guy 1: Brooo! ISAFAPOTF
Guy 2: Goddammit Randy not again.

by ShiddedandFarddedandPeed September 04, 2018