Malana

A Malana is the prettiest, the nicest, most caring, and sweetest girl in the world. The best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for,will always be there for you. Usually quiet but knows everything. So forgiving and kind hearted once she cares about you that care will be there forever.

If you wan't the best girlfriend in the world, you must want Malana (;

by BenjaminD November 21, 2013

Julius Malema

A huge ape-like creature who possesses an affinity for tenders, nationalisation and singing. The word Julius Malema, however, is used to describe an act of public stupidity that is cause of deep embarrassment.

>Did you see Sally last night, she got drunk and flashed everyone. Dave took a photo and now its all over the internet.

>Oh my God that is so Julius Malema

by Black Label 217 August 22, 2011

Maladaptive Daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is a medical condition in which a person will obsessively and uncontrollable daydream, this can be triggered from music, stories or nothing.
These Daydreams usually include: an idealised self, violence, rescue, capture, arousal, trauma, etc.
Most Maladaptive Daydreamer's have multiple worlds in there head, but all know that they aren't real.

''What is he doing?''
''Just Maladaptive Daydreaming.''

by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017

Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga

A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.

Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

the maaman effect

1. the effect a stupid person's acts have on people around him
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people

guy1: i can't find my phone!
guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!

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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!

by Freeek August 9, 2012

Malayah

A smexy sexy ass native girl who likes to cuddle all the time with lots of kisses and hugs she likes cake chocolate candy She smells amazing all the time and when she sleeps she sleeps forever and married to roman starlight <3

Malayah's Just So Beautiful <3 And She's Mine Only Mine

by Ernest Starrlight August 31, 2014

malema

In South Africa this refers to a person with a low iq or someone who says stupid things.

You are just being like a malema

by Mr Slim Jan October 1, 2008