Moral Majority

A group of Christians who believe that it is their burden (very similar to the white man's burden in Africa) to impose their "morality," which apparently has been endorsed by a so-called son of God who has been missing (or dead) for the past 2000 years, the same amount of time that his return has been imminent. The only way to do this, of course, is to get into politics, the most amoral activity on the planet. When dealing with the Moral Majority, watch out for harsh judgements, death threats, and an occasional lie, since this is all in the son of God's book, the Bible.

The Moral Majority have forced school prayer on all students under penalty of crucifiction.

by junk food for the brain April 22, 2005

Majority

The greater part or number of something. ie. Group or people or bag of candy.

Majority of the people at the movie theater prefer to watch 'Kung Fu Panda'

by Sexy Virgo August 7, 2011

majoritily

a step below always, and above frequently. the event will occur unless something interferes

Casey majoritily sits next to Adam.

by BAPPL January 3, 2009

derpus majoris

lacking smarticles in every sense

"oh man, you see that girl over there....she is a derpus majoris!"

by lainabug November 13, 2011

Moral Majority

A group of 1980s Christians that attempted to press their agenda on the rest of the country, they were listened to but in the end, no one really gave damn. But after 9/11, it seems like it might be returning.

The Moral Majority is neither moral nor a majority.

by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2005

Majority Person

Someone who, in every aspect, conforms to the majority of people in their country. If the majority of people in their country have black hair, so do they. If the majority enjoy rock music, so do they. Basically, odds are you know at least one, unless you live in a statistic-ruining place, like a wacky college or some kind of commune.

Take me, for example. I'm a white male who voted for Obama. I have brown eyes and black hair. I'm of average height and weight, enjoy football, and have a desk job. I live in IL, in the United States. (pretty average state if you ask me). When I get out of college, I want to be a teacher. I even honestly enjoyed Owl City's Fireflies, and before that I liked Kanye, and before that I fell in love with 50 cent. (the majority of rap fans are white) I'm a majority person.

by I probably look like you. January 25, 2010

majoritorally

The plural of majority

The minecraft players are majoritorally building

by blush_ii May 20, 2021