mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

by d-cup July 7, 2006

major sus

When something is so sus, it warrants an added "major" at the frornt

Wow, Sarah is major sus

by majorsus January 29, 2019

Major Skyping

When talking on Skype takes a hard left turn, leading to unspeakable acts being transmitted through video.

S. told Y. she better get ready for major skyping because shit was about to get real online.

by BigPoppa1234 August 17, 2012

Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.

Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.

by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017

Major Succ Boi

A professional way of calling someone gay

Man you is a major succ boi

by Dilmun October 16, 2017

Major Stoner Head

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.

How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

Majora's mask

Eating out a girl with large outer labias, roast beef curtains, an outie vagina.

Friend: yo do you remember how good majora's mask was
Me: *remembering last night's activities* yeah best game EVER

by American Heretic June 18, 2019