Magdalena

Mag-duh-lay-nuh - (noun). Origin: Magnanimus Pius (Polish, meaning "thieving magpie").
1. A girl who either steals your heart away like a thieving magpie would a shiny object or who resembles the small black-and-white bird in appearance.
2. Often used to describe the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Can also be used to describe the most beautiful black-and-white bird you've ever seen.
3. "Rare beauty"... in bird-watchers' terms.

Synonyms: Magpie, Pie, foxy-lady, stone-fox

"Why are you drooling?" "I've just seen a Magdalena."

by Alex2010 September 16, 2008

Mary Magdalan

Also known as the Angel of Metal. A metal/screamo/crunk band from Los Angeles California spawned from the singer and DJ's addiction. Gives a wide variety of good music unsigned and has a devoted following, the Crucifix Mafia, who promote the music, or the JUNKIE revolution. myspace.com/marymagdalan

All Hail Mary Magdalan, But Mary is just miserable. -Title track from "Pity Girl" CD-

by Mizz Maggot February 23, 2008

Magdalena

Is a girl who is sophisticated, gorgeous and down to earth. A Magdalena is a person who is a modern hippie, loves the beach and hitting bongs. You can find her dancing in the rain.

"wow did you see that sunset!?"

"yeah thats a Magdalena."

by anonymous but sure February 4, 2010

Magdalena

Magdalena is the MOST beautiful Girl on earth. If you have her don't leave her.But shes intelligent if she isnt treated good she will leave . She is a Girl who helps and has auch a biiig heart.She is the one with the best sex .And sexy af . As a Child she may be a sweetheart but when she grow she will be sexy and sweet. I know a magdalena and i wish she were mine but she isnt cheap you Must fight if you wanz her. And shes Not a 0815 chick bc she is loyal and Has a perfect character if your girlfriend it besteiend is a Magdalena dont net her go she will always be there for u no matter what.

I wish i Could habe a princess and sexy girl at the Same Time who is loyal too.
-get you a Magdalena

by Papiking1999 January 3, 2017

magdaleni

1.(noun) A very beautiful girl: attractive on every aspect. 2.(noun) She's trustworthy and is for sure someone you don't want to lose. 3. She's very noble , gentle , humble.4. Definitely a perfect girl

Magdaleni is a perfect, beautiful, very attractive woman.

by BEE23 November 30, 2013

Magdalene

Best person in the world! She loves to have fun, but knows when to be serious. She is attracted to men who wear glasses and speedos, often at the same time. She prefers the speedos to be glittery or animal print. Her favorite Singer is Ke$ha because Ke$ha lets her drop it like its hot. She has an awesome sense of humor, and is attracted to guys that can make her laugh. She's a saint.

Did you see Magdalene checking out that guy in the banana hammock?

Virgin Mary was a Magdalene.

by iaoaojo July 31, 2011

The Dirty Magdalene

(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.

After a night unrestrained consumption, Jack finally persuades Jill to perform the dirty Magdalene.

by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007