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Madcox

Pet nickname given to criminal defense lawyer/activist Russell Grayson, by his clients. A corruption of his courthouse nickname "Mad Dog."
If you don't give me that refund that I'm entitled to, I'm gonna sic Madcox on your ass!
by Phuqit December 5, 2011
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madonne

Italian for Madonna or Mother of God. Pronounced "marhonne". Usually used as an exclamation. "Oh, Hell!"
"Jimmy, you let the sauce boil over!! What's wrong wit you? Madone!"

"Madone, he's got a mouth on him."
by Sass August 19, 2004
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madondo

The enhanced effect of marijuana on your vision.
Woah. This Hydro is madondo.
by 4733D0M May 25, 2010
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madonna cagna

This expression is used in Italy when something hurts a lot.
It's an insult to a Divinity, more exactly to Mary, the mom of Jesus, comparing it to a dog.

Similar to "Madonna puttana" or "Madonna bocchinara".

It isn't suggested to say this to someone that believe in Christ.

Less used than "porca madonna" but still used.

References: Germano Mosconi.
"Ho preso 3 di fisica, Madonna cagna!"
"Quando cazzo puzzi, Madonna cagna!".
by DD3Boh June 6, 2017
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Perpetual Malcontent

A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.
A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.
by hwn85a5 March 27, 2009
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Norm MacDonald

Hilarious. Harsh, biting sarcasm. Former host of SNL Weekend News. Norm produced the best comeback line of all time as a guest on the Late Show with Conan O'brien. See below:
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Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)

Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.

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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
by CanOfCorn June 1, 2007
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Piovono madonne

Typically italian word used when you get hurt on something ( ex. on your pinkie) and you start saying very bad words.
PIOVONO MADONNE is literally "they're raining the Virgin with child and Saints"
by italianslug August 13, 2015
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