macklemored

When your hair dresser fucks up and cuts your hair so that you end up looking like Macklemore.

“Dude! What the hell happened to your head!? “

“I got Macklemored”.

by Whatareyousinkingabout! January 1, 2019

Macklehorny

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.

If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.

by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

Macklemorality

Hipster ethics, backed up by Macklemore lyrics.

Equality, Pseudo-Sobriety, and Thrift are the three pillars of Macklemorality.

by macklemoralist September 16, 2013

macklemouth

having a mouth like Macklemore. overall a wide apendage, having full beige lips that blend back into the face

Chris Pine has a macklemouth, and so does Macklemore

by pretz March 25, 2013

macklemaeda

A truly hope inspiring fusion between macklemore and komaeda nagito.

macklemaeda: i'm gonna pop some hope, only got 20 bombs in my pocket, imma imma lucky, looking for a killer, hinata-kun is awesome

by supremerulemyass March 9, 2017

Macklewhore

A whiteass rapping cracker that raps like a 9 year old on cod jizzing to get his motherfucking try hard quickscope ever. He sags with his pants up his ass crick/crack. He calls himself a Wigga. It means the whitest nigga to ever be on this planet. The most popular songs are "Theft Shop and some others that nobody gives a flying doodoo shitfuck about. The only person that can come close to a macklewhore is a Jiztin Beater/Beaver.

Examples will take up a fuckingdicksuckingsonofabitchcuntwhoreassfagulafaggotyolofuckit420weedassholebigfwoppinloppinwoppinshotrightonthepillow book.
Macklewhore

by ZemballaM Mrlylebob August 5, 2014

Macklemored

Think of the popping tag song. You got twenty bucks in your pocket. Do do da do do you did f**king awesome.

Teen does really well and as an adult roll-model you don’t want to cuss because you lead by example. Hey, Ezra you Macklemored it!

by Finbar Remegious May 12, 2019