macaroon asshole

A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.

Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton

"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."

by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016

macaria

By far the best at everything one does, incredibly charming, popular, funny, and attractive. As soon as one walks in the room, the room immediately becomes brighter and all eyes are on this person

"wow you just won best person in the school you sure pulled a Macaria"

by Macaria April 20, 2018

Macabrino

Fans of the true crime/comedy podcast My Favorite Murder, true crime, K&G, & the macabre. Super smart, funny, welcoming and supportive murderinos. Creators of safe spaces. Posters of awful-ly funny memes. Anti-bullying.

A macabrino would never dogpile someone for having a different opinion, they’d have an open and intelligent discussion.

Macabrinos do not enjoy snuff films, victim blaming or mocking CSA survivors, for the record.

Macabrinos are amazing friends, they rally!

by ProudMFMFanMaca July 11, 2019

Eyeglass Macarena

The dance like moves performed by someone when they are searching themselves for their eyeglasses that maybe on their head, in their pocket, the back of their neck or elsewhere. The dance is primarily done with one's hands and arms closely resembling the dance moves made famous in the mid 90's by the music video "the Macarena".

Joe did the eyeglass Macarena for several minutes before he realized that his eyeglasses were on top of his head.

by zenofile March 27, 2009

Holy macaroni

An alternative to saying holy mackerel

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"

by Jayaway August 1, 2016

Danse Macabre Community

The Danse Macabre Community, is almost like cult. If you are a part of this community, your favourite movie must be Corps de bride, and Coraline. Danse Macabre means dance of the dead, so if you are part of the Danse Macabre community, there will be a lot of dancing around the cemetary with the ones who have passed. To join this community, you must be able to sing Gdzie Jest Biały Węgorz (Zejście) , or you can just be a polish cow. To join this community, you have to email us on [e-mail] we will always be online!! This community is a safe place for all.

"I love being a part of the danse macabre community!"
"What is danse macabre community?"
"It is a safe place for anyone who likes to danse around a grave yard."

by Mayaheemayahaa March 24, 2021