L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

T.M.N.T

Twist My Nipples Thrice. This is the most legitimate way of saying 'holy mother of god'. it gives off the sound of hard nipples and good pineapple juice. however, be careful when using it as if you say it around somebody else they are allowed to actually twist your nipular area three times.

Example 1:
Boy: there are chicken wings for dinner.
boy 2: TWIST MY NIPPLES THRICE!

example 2:

boy 1: yo did you hear about the boss getting a girlfriend?!
boy 2: no way, T.M.N.T!

by barrep123 June 21, 2013

M ntarle

Adjective: When a person is very sexually aroused at all times when seeing their parents

Verb: The process of agreeing with yourself that you are sexually aroused but your parents

Adjective: Why do you keep looking at your mom’s Facebook? You’re so M ntarle!

Verb: Man, I’ve been staring at my mom’s Facebook a lot lately. Am I M ntarling?

by pabibi November 29, 2023

T.M.N.T

T.M.N.T is the greatest bond you could ever have, it is the bond that represents life. You love eachother to death, you fight like children, you make the greatest memeries of your life, and you screw the hell around. I don’t know what I would do if I dident have B.A.G in my life we are in a fight right now and I go home and cry every day:((( hopefully soon thow we can get over that because they are my everything. One of them is pretty much a sister and without her I am nothing. The other one is the sweetest girl in the world and helps you threw anything. Now the last one she is just so mercher and grown up she can always make sure you won’t do anything stupid😂 and I love her lots. I know they will never she this but I love the crap outta you guys and would do anything for you.❤️

We named are group chat T.M.N.T because we live eachither so much.

by Say trump pick January 10, 2019

M.I.N.T.

Minnesota INcompetent Twat. The Minnesota version of a FIB (Fucking Illinois Bastard) to be used when a Minnesotan is being a fucking dumbass while driving.

Get out of the left lane you fucking M.I.N.T.!

by WiscoBadger March 31, 2017

M A N T H O T

Loves Asian food and anime is also closely related to Ronald McDonald and will cheat on you 100% would definitely throw in garbage 10/10 don't even hang out with them (not meant as an offensive way to call an Asian)

Dude that M A N T H O T loves anime and Asian food go steal hos bread

by KikMehSIS January 12, 2019

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r

Fuckin Retard

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r is fuckin retarded

by ShadBae July 30, 2018