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Lynnwood 

A high school in a suburb of Lynnwood, Washington.

It is known as the worst high school out of all schools in Edmonds School District (behind Mountlake Terrace, Meadowdale, and Edmonds-Woodway).

All of its sports suck, except for girl's basketball which won state championships in year 2015.
Also the poorest school in the district because of the diverse background of the students. Rich kids here are a rarity, and there are never any students from private schools that transfer here (they go to all the other schools in the district).

Even those families that live within the school boundaries make haste to transfer their kids to other schools in the district. Drug use is very prelevant here, the most common being weed.
The majority of the male students at this school are very perverted, with some even openly watching pornorgraphy during class.
There's not much of a typical high school social hierarchy here; just small groups that interact with each other. Students are not as attractive or smart as other high schools.

In conclusion, Lynnwood High School is a mediocre school with mediocre students that will lead a mediocre life.

No one here ever does anything unusual or exciting.
*in a regional high school meeting*
teacher: Now we will introduce ourselves and what high school we come from.
student 1: My name is Bob and I come from Lynnwood High School.

*student 2 whispers to his friends*: It's that ghetto school

*Family on Zillow searching for a new house*
Wife: Honey, isn't this house pretty good?
Husband: Ye- wait no! The assigned high school is Lynnwood high school. We can't let our son go to THAT school.
Lynnwood by IonlySpeaktheTruth April 26, 2015
not the worst middle school in middlesex, NJ but pretty bad. Ethnicity is mostly white on state average 57% then blacks, asians, and hispanics. Problem with this school is bomb threats, smoke bombs(sometimes), the girls suck and are too preppy and popular bitchy like,6th graders think there the shit, our football team sucked balls this year and probably will continue, other sports are ok, and the lunches fucking suck, the only good thing is the chicken and they used to have the best fries.
linwood sucks donkey balls
Linwood by MotoCross_4lyfe December 11, 2008
An upper-class hamlet in Southern New Jersey known for its wealthy residents, residential neighborhoods, and stylish and smart teenagers. Linwood teens vacation on Long Beach Island, take Advanced Placement and Honors classes, and wear Uggs. They also drive expensive cars like Jaguars, BMWs, and Rolls Royces and are envied by less wealthy kids.
That girl is carrying a Louis Vuitton handbag, wearing an Alexander McQueen fur wrap, a shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch, a belt from Dolce & Gabbana, a skirt from Dior, and Ugg boots. She must be from Linwood.
Linwood by Deacon Sharpe September 14, 2008
1)The guy in computer class who always brings his ipod so you can jam to music.
2)abnormally tall, but cool as shit
linwood!
you got your ipod?
linwood by L!LFGDFgdf January 27, 2007

Lynnwood 

A city in Washington that thinks they are better than their surrounding cities like Edmonds or Mukilteo, but it really just sucks.
Fuck Lynnwood lets go hang in Edmonds