lovetard

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.

ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.

by Scary Mary June 21, 2005

lovetard

used to address a person who you love so much it's retarded how much you actually love them.

Hot Guy: Hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.
Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.

by Hamlexi Mivettes December 30, 2005

lovethug

Every (wo)man's (wet) dream.

Louie Lovethug loves sweater meats and furry pinoche.

by Louis Matteo July 16, 2007

lovetard

lovetard is the process of sexual effort to please a mentally unsound person. also known as banging the re re or doing helen keller.

yea, see was disabled, but damn did she try hard....i banged for the lovetard.

by willis5127 May 24, 2006

lovetack

a combination of the words "love" and "tackle" or "attack"

1. tackling to express love for a partner or friend in an enthusiastic manner
i.e. literally tackling, jumping hugs, picking up
2. tackling to express lust for a partner (or possible partner) in an enthusiastic or urgent manner
i.e. literally tackling, shoving against a wall, jumping on, picking up to throw on a bed

Note: a lovetack is almost always executed in a lighthearted way. By their very nature, lovetacks are immediately terminated if the receiver shows rejection or discomfort to the act.

Becca: "Sorry I'm late, Mike lovetacked me in the stairwell today."
Meg: "it's ok, you guys are cute."

by rmw6032 December 28, 2007

Lovetard

Another word for asshole

"No worries that feller is just a lovetard."

by Holy foot July 29, 2019

lovetaps

When playing csgo and you hit multiple headshots

yooooo i got mad lovetaps right now

by stillalive909 February 8, 2020