(noun)
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.

{2} A good name for a band.

{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.
Jim's mom virgin who has never been married. In fact, I know she used to be a blow job philanthropist, and I know that Jim is not adopted. This means one thing; Jim is a guttural love child. What a douche.

Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?

I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
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ryobi love child is someone that love ryobi so much that he has all of the crappy posters of ryobi. if you see one he will always say RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well have a hart attack at the same time.

How to now if you are a ryobi love child or near one
1 they always wear the same matching set of ryobi suits.
2 you smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
3 the first word when a baby is not mum or dad it is WHERE IS MY RYOBI.
1: guy 1: hay have you seen the new DeWalt hammer drill?

guy 2: yer i have at least you don't smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.

guy 1:yer that is so true

ryobi love child: YOU DON'T NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well as having a hart attack
by RYOBI LOVE CHILD August 30, 2011
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the product of Cubanman somehow making love to Cubanwoman although they are the same person and a man, is a common phenomenon but scientists dont understand how it occurs. A cuban love child is often retarded.
by Paul the great April 2, 2008
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When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child

2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass
When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child
by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021
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A synonym for paedophilia. Typically used by paedophile activist groups. The word results from the English trainslation of paedophilia - the word "child" comming from Greek "paedo"/"pais" and "love" coming from "philia".
Paedophilia felt towards girls is typically referred to as Girl Love, while paedophilia towards boys is referred to as Boy Love. Paedophiles who use these terms often refer to themselves as child lovers, girl lovers, or boy lovers. This is usually meant to describe the sexual attraction by itself.
John Smith prefers to call his paedophilic attraction child love rather than paedophilia
by Tegeth August 27, 2006
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1. Female child from a bootycall, hookup, fling, 1 night stand or a off and on relationship with no love in it
2. A daughter by close friends
3. A female offspring from a committed relationship or engaged not yet married

4. The daughter from an affair
5. A princess born out of wed lock by a king or queen that is not The other leader's child, maybe step daughter or A female kid from an affair

All definitions male equivalent is Natural child
1. Consequences of having a natural or love Child are
2. I think she is your love child
3. In this case I don't think Having a love child is bad
4. I have a feeling that bell is a love child

5. The queen's love child
by 459395 April 7, 2023
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an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand
Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”
by vexing_chaos December 30, 2021
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