The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a common setup of humorous analogies.
1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.

2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.
by Fritz1776 April 22, 2019
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The unplanned kid but the best one you'll ever have
We have six kids but Marcus is our love child
by Kingo10 June 15, 2023
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issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred
dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.
Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...
by Tronboy333 July 18, 2017
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Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.
Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!
by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010
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the result of a child born to two hippie parents in california who werent technically married
She calls herself a california love child but her parents werent hippies. Lame.
by california love child October 26, 2007
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