I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

by slippin182 March 26, 2007

lothario

a womanizer

by whatever April 12, 2003

Lethargon gas

An invisible, odorless gas that puts the person inhaling it to sleep in a matter of minutes. When roused the victim will be grumpy, able to open only one eye, and will immediately fall back to sleep.
This gas is given off by turkeys cooking, TVs, car engines, and warm pine trees at a rest stop on a long bicycle ride.

"Uncle Tom is asleep on the couch in front of the TV and we haven't even had the Thanksgiving turkey yet!"
"Yeah, there is a lot of Lethargon gas in the house right now. Look, there goes Uncle Dick too!"

by John Pombrio January 31, 2009

Long Island Lothario

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude

i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario

by MJ McCully June 10, 2020

Lethargy

The big tired where you can't do anything and you can't feel anything even though you have no particular reason not to

Lethargy is lying on the floor and thinking about nothing as five hundred trains if thought trundle aimlessly through your head before nosediving straight off a cliff

"Why not get out and get some vitamin D, even if you don't feel like it? Better than spending another Sunday afternoon in lethargy.

by "EEEEEEEEEE" says the ear February 15, 2021

letharg

to be a log; a useless person.

ox is hella letharg.

by young jeezey November 9, 2005

Lothric Man

A man who is addicted to playing any game from the Souls franchise. This includes but is not limited to: Dark Souls, Dark Souls II, Dark Souls III, Sekiro. Lothric Men are a rare find on the streets but can usually be identified by their skillful aura and presence around a peasant like you.

"Holy shit! There's a Lothric Man right there babe!"

by The Prince of Lothric Castle August 17, 2021