loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.
by cardenio April 6, 2005
Someone who goes on Urban Dictionary to promote themself, using various adjectives such as; sexy, cool, funny, has lots of friends, ect.
by PatarTheSlayr December 24, 2016
k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? he is just a fucking jelly loser.
by it is not your business July 23, 2019
An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.
After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.
by loseritis patient March 9, 2008
Generally speaking, the smart, creative kids in high school. The ones who do things actually worthwhile rather than tossing a football around and dressing like clones. They don't care about being popular and this pisses the popular people off. Losers tend to be very open minded and caring individuals. As opposed to the superficial, judgemental jocks. Additionally, losers are the real winners of life. After enduring four years of bullshit they get to enjoy a long life of prosperity. It's the opposite for the dipshit jocks who fucked around in school. Its a fair trade off, if you ask me.
by 1RevoveR1 March 6, 2006