loser:"...yeah, I'm glad I went downtown with julien and lucia though, because I bought the love of my life"
by KOmega January 23, 2007
Get the losermug. by janelle November 16, 2006
Get the losermug. 
Someone who is so misguided and misdirected in life that they constantly fuck up everything. This is usually caused by stupidity compounded with low self-esteem. Losers can often be found doing self-destructive things like smoking, wrecking their cars, drinking, getting high, taking it up the butt, and gambling. Losers reek of tobacco, abuse their kids, and just set a generally shitty example for all of society.
by cbubbles40 September 24, 2011
Get the losermug. a person who is in the habit of making bad decisions, like gambling, smoking, or using other harmful addictive drugs. these habits screw up their lives and make them losers.
stay away from that loser. he reeks like a butt-sucker and even has a shitstain on his mustache. nasty.
by chuckybubbles September 20, 2011
Get the losermug. by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2016
Get the losermug. A disgusting person with no future, except for lung cancer, if that counts as a future. This person is really nasty and reeks of smoke. They have no ability to make effective decisions and therefore make a lot of stupid mistakes in life. They tend to spend money unwisely and have no idea how to get ahead or improve themselves, if they even care to think about it. A loser has such disdain for the world they live in that they just toss trash (for example cigarette butts) on the ground. They are filled with such self-hatred that they don't even really care to quit smoking. Basically a loser is lower than human shit, and they are that way of their own making.
Don't be a loser!
by fluffkitt September 29, 2011
Get the losermug.