Loosey Goosey

When you have an exceptionally slack anus from using Goose Fat as a lubricant.

'Graham my neighbour has a really bad case of the loosey goosey since I slathered goose fat all over his arse-hole last weekend'

by killahhoe March 29, 2018

Loosey Goosey

When a larger woman does the dirty bird dance right before sexual activity.

" Damn she really knows how to work that loosey goosey."

by Tyson22432 October 19, 2007

Loosey goosey

When dat pussy loose af and it be gooey but also goosey

John: stfu you cracker don’t talk about my mom in that manner

Caleb: I say what I want. Just like how I’m about to say your mom has a loosey goosey pussy

by coraltiger September 26, 2021

Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012

Loosey Goosey

A loosey goosey is when a female is is unnaturally loose, and isn’t aware of the situation, therefor asking to be fingered by a fellow peer. A mattanator.

Matt- “man I fingered this girl last night dam she was a loosey goosey”
S- “did she cum on your finger”

by Lick my delicious balls August 1, 2022

Loosey Goosey

A girl with a hole that is so big two ginormous cocks can fit in.

Mike: “Hey I’m trying to hookup with Ashley, do you know her.”
Kyle: “Man It’s better to have another guy if you want to hookup with her, she’s a loosey goosey.”

by Bigballz4dayz January 5, 2023