Loosey Goosey

When you have an exceptionally slack anus from using Goose Fat as a lubricant.
'Graham my neighbour has a really bad case of the loosey goosey since I slathered goose fat all over his arse-hole last weekend'
by killahhoe March 29, 2018
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Loosey Goosey

When a larger woman does the dirty bird dance right before sexual activity.
" Damn she really knows how to work that loosey goosey."
by Tyson22432 October 04, 2007
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Loosey goosey

When dat pussy loose af and it be gooey but also goosey
John: stfu you cracker don’t talk about my mom in that manner

Caleb: I say what I want. Just like how I’m about to say your mom has a loosey goosey pussy
by coraltiger September 26, 2021
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Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.
My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution
by The elliottwells muhfugga April 18, 2012
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Loosey Goosey

A loosey goosey is when a female is is unnaturally loose, and isn’t aware of the situation, therefor asking to be fingered by a fellow peer. A mattanator.
Matt- “man I fingered this girl last night dam she was a loosey goosey
S- “did she cum on your finger”
by Lick my delicious balls August 02, 2022
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Loosey Goosey

A girl with a hole that is so big two ginormous cocks can fit in.
Mike: “Hey I’m trying to hookup with Ashley, do you know her.”
Kyle: “Man It’s better to have another guy if you want to hookup with her, she’s a loosey goosey.”
by Bigballz4dayz January 05, 2023
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