Loomer 

When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw

noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer

adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer

Loomer by SheepB0T February 8, 2024

Loomer 

A person who is continuously shunned by society or a community due to their own insidious action(s). However they are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility and will seek out any reason or person no matter how illogical to shift the blame towards.

Alex: hey did you hear Laura got banned from the Smithsonian again?

Jonesy: yeah she’s on camera taking another dump in the Aerospace exhibit, but she pulled a Loomer and posted that Muslim immigrants put laxatives in the water fountains like that makes any sense at all.

Alex: Classis Loomer from Laura

Loomer by GroovyWars September 12, 2024

Loomer 

A baby boomer that votes liberal.

Why was the election so close?

Because there are alot of loomers in that part of the country.

Loomer by Smac613 April 24, 2025

Loomer 

A liberal baby boomer

That was a close election. That's because every loomer in the country came out to vote.

Loomer by Smac613 April 24, 2025

Loomer 

Noun. One who constantly reinforces just how misinformed or dumb they may be.

Dude - You cannot really believe that s&%t. Stop being such a Loomer.

Loomer by larsnotlarsnils June 20, 2025

Loomer [Person] 

Somebody from the age of 0 to 10

Me- are you a loomer zoomer or boomer Them- I am 9 I am a loomer person

Loomer [Person] by Randyyeet January 9, 2020

Paki loomer 

A middle eastern rug merchant (derogatory).

He says he's in the import/export business, but I think he's just a Paki loomer.

Paki loomer by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009