The Long Way Text

Commonly refered to when your texting someone and they use propper grammer for each sentence.

The Long Way Text: Hello Matt, I will be there at 1:00.
See you soon.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 25, 2010

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Eats corn the long way

anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).

"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."

"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."

"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."

eating corn the wrong way

by kanga kanga kanga March 10, 2008

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to comsume a heroic amount of a psychoactive drug, thus resulting in total unawareness of current surroundings. in simpler terms, your head is doing some serious overtime, while your ass is still planted on your buddies couch.

did you see johnny last night? holy shit, he ate 5 caps and dropped 7 fucking tabs of acid. he was a long way from home, dude.

by kbizzy December 28, 2007

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You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!

Yup --- cancer-sticks are once again a much-frowned-upon commodity in society, just as they were shown to have been "way back when" in da old "Virginia Slims" magazine-advertisements.

Maybe it is indeed true dat, "You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!" as far as cigarettes' being a sign of feminine independence --- let's hope dat it can also mean dat ladies can feel "independent" of tobacco, as well.

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

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You a long way from the ranch cowboy

A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk

Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*

by joshua lionel cowen October 13, 2025

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