lochnesslucas

someone who is hungry at all times, makes his cat twerk for a living even though he's a full time plumber ;)

watch out, lochnesslucas is hungry

by trashnite September 5, 2025

lockness mandredie

the act while geting road head, the driver unlocks the steering wheel and lowers it ontop of the pasenger then locks it. thus locking them in place.

yo i was driving my girl back to her house one night and i totaly got her with a lockness mandredie. it was awesome

by jack_reacher January 11, 2011

locnessny

When you doing something wrong make you sure you do it the right way.

I always make sure i do it like locnessny would.

by Locness November 22, 2021

Lockness

A term representing a strong, secure bond in a relationship, characterized by exclusivity, trust, and mutual interests. It suggests a connection that feels both safe and intriguing, much like the mysterious allure of Loch Ness.

Ever since they started dating, their relationship has been like Lockness—so secure and full of trust, you can just feel the connection between them!

by Reuben’Jones September 29, 2025

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022