loafy cum

when u cum so much it goes in ur ass with loafy shit

i just cummed like a torpedo out of my ass it was loafy.
when an athlete cums in a middle of a game. their short become all brown
oh shit i just had a loafy cumis it noticeable

by cum master 2008 June 24, 2008

Loafy Loafington

Matt's other cat, and companion to Shitty Pancras. Lives on beanbag. Lives for turkey. Poops on floor when angered. May vomit profusely when turkey overeating occurs.

Hey Loafy Loafington, play a song for me...

by Cockmonkey December 13, 2004

loafie

cool hot mf that is pick me but still cool

Person a: did you see loafies new pic?
Person b: no why?
Person a: they were crying again lmfao-

by stickers<3 June 12, 2021

loafy

something goatman like to eat

goatman like to eat loafy

by nezzy_underscore December 24, 2021

loafy

a dumb ol loaf fox

i just killied loafy today

nice. they were a dumb ol fox anyways

by urbanjeffjef June 19, 2023

Loafy

1. Feeling sluggish, lazy, or cozy in a way that resembles the vibe of a soft, warm loaf of bread.
2. The state of intentionally doing nothing productive and being absolutely okay with it.
3. Existing in full comfort mode, mentally or physically checked out.

• “I had big plans today, but I woke up loafy and now I’m horizontal.”
• “Sundays are for sweatpants, snacks, and going full loafy.”
• “This weather makes me so loafy — like I’m melting into the couch.”

by anonymous August 2, 2025